Fact 1: Today is Mardigras, also it’s the first time I celebrated it..technically.

Fact 2: I has a moustache painted on my finger.

Fact 3: My guilty pleasure artist is Kelly Clarkson.

Fact 4: Daniel Tosh is my favorite comedian.

Fact 5: Favorite super hero you ask? Deadpool I answer.

Fact 6: Favorite actor you ask? Edward Norton I answer.

Fact 7: I don’t cheat on women, but I get cheated on (not by Katie).

Fact 8: Anna is a jerk to me.

Fact 9: I don’t like cake all that much.

Fact 10: I also don’t like pie.

Fact 11: I don’t care for ice cream.

Fact 12: I love sherbert.

Fact 13: I fart…a lot.

Fact 14: I don’t like KFC.

Fact 15: Eff the color yellow, yes that is also me saying I don’t like the color yellow.

Fact 16: I hate jelly filled donuts.

Fact 17: I hate glazed donuts.

Fact 18: I love Jack Black.

Fact 19: I HATE Bonno.

Fact 20: I like Batman.

Fact 21: I prefer Spiderman.

Fact 22: I worked at McDonalds once. Didn’t care for it.